The weather prognosticator
From our local, locality news
Recommends – take your best umbrella,
Overcoat and maybe wear your trusty galoshes too!
There’s a storm on the horizon,
Watch Out, because…it’s comin’ - for sure, it’s rollin’ in
Unless you got protection it’ll soak you to the skin
You’ve been warned, you’ve been warned, you’ve been warned!
And then there’s knucklehead Norm
You see…Norm ain’t afraid of nothing
Heck, hail has hit his brain
Too many times to count now
He claims, he never feels any pain
He may donate his noggin to science
But that’s been a waiting game…
For the moment it’s being used says he…
Kind of, like a lightning rod of sorts
You know, a real live wire - conductor
Crazed with electrified ideas
One step away from a thunderstorm doozy upon the soccer field
Because he’s knucklehead Norm
He’s been warned, he’s been warned, he’s been warned!