Hyrum wins - By Dan'l MclLhenny

It’s been decades and decades since Tom and Huck 

Roamed these quiet streets of Hannibal 

WW1, the Great depression and WW2 

Each came through and left their indelible marks 

Eventually though after each unbelievable, unfortunate experience 

 our river town found some time to heal 

Hyrum gibowski is on the verge of becoming ten 

He was cross eyed at birth but sees okay now 

With the assistance of glasses 

The kids of course tease him 

You guessed it…’Four Eyes’ 

Hyrum does about average in school 

His citizenship and willingness 

To get along with others garners 

Outstanding status on his report cards 

And recess... is the very best hunk of school day 

Especially being outside, Sez Hy… is his favorite! 

It’s hard to recall when he first 

Began collecting marbles 

He found them intoxicating 

If you could call it that 

Over time his collection grew 

Puries, aggies, Peewee’s, cats eyes, Steelie’s 

And big old JawBreakers 

He had ‘em all 

Kept together in a Paul Parrot show box 

With matching lid too - one with Parrot Logo on it 

And this hand printed warning… 

Hy’s prized shooters and glassy rollers - KEEP OUT!!! 

When he wasn't doin’ his chores or 

Finishing his homework, his freetime was spent playing 

Marbles, Marbles, marbles… in the kitchen, 

In the bathtub, on the carpet, rough surfaces, smooth places 

On tables, in bed, and absolutely outdoors 

He was a natural sharp shooter who studied the angles and memorized 

Each piece light vs heavy and the best time to use them 

 he probably mastered the artform in his sleep 

 .It was nearing the end of may  and the days were stunningly sunny at that 

With little to no rain for a string of days 

Hy’s teacher, Mrs Applebaum organized a contest 

She called it... ”Marble Mania ~ The Great Rolling shootout” 

Each player would ante in four marbles to the circle center 

Shooters could neal or lay belly down while taking their shots 

However they all must be at least 2 inches back from the circle’s chalkline 

The competition was fierce for the time being 

If you didn’t know any better you’d swear this was Marbletown USA 

Marbles went careening everywhere for almost an hour 

And the unfortunate ones who shot and missed were out 

The final battle fell to Hy and Happy Boy Simpson 

Both boys had shown remarkable skill 

Happy Boy lined-up for what could be the final shot 

Assuming lady luck was with him 

When his marble flicked from his thumb lock hold 

It went airborne and bounced out of bounds 

Happy Boy cursed at himself at missing - x#*! Barely audible though 

Two marbles rested side by side, one colorful Aggie, the other a pale blue cats eye 

Hy laid down for this shot, his shooter a tad heavier than the remaining pieces 

Steadily he lined-up and shot a zinging blow dead center on target 

The marbles exited the circle at high speed in almost opposite directions 

And Hy’s shooter held fast at point of impact 

To which Mrs Applebaum exclaimed… It’s Official Hyrum Gibowski Wins! 

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