Can Nostrils Be Envious? - By Dan'l MclLhenny

Can nostrils be envious? 

‘Tis a sly question I ask. 

Because she chose rye. 

Toasted of course! 

Slathered in melting butter. 

Oh... the intoxication~ 

Imagine my smell o’ meter peaking. 

The needle sprung in a full tilt boogie, 

Pegged as they say… 

Enticed into a slice of my own. 

So lavishly prepared by she 

My partner of 43 years. 

If only my tastebuds dated hers 

They’d get high on Rye  together 

In lovely yums. 

Care to share those crumbs?

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